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StatementCat House Denies Knocking Glass Off Table; Glass "Was Asking For It"
Fact SheetPaper Hands Deported to the Bath. Diamond Paws Get Chin Scratches
Presidential Action3 AM Zoomies Declared a National Holiday, Effective Nightly
ποΈRemarks
"Meow." β Full Transcript Released, Experts Still Analysing
π¦Infrastructure
Great Wall of Boxes Completed Ahead of Schedule. Dog Billed
Pump
Priority
Follow
the Pump
One cat. One job. Watch what Trump is backing, buy it, and hand it to the holders. Nobody reflects better. Nobody.
01
He Pumps
Trump publicly backs a coin. Post, launch, headline, you name it.
02
The Cat Switches
$TRUMPCAT flips its reflected token to that coin. No committee. No hearings.
03
Volume Pays
Every buy and sell carries a 5% tax that market-buys the reflected coin.
04
Holders Eat
The coin is airdropped to $TRUMPCAT holders pro-rata. Just hold.
Orders
Presidential Actions
Purr-
clamations
Executive orders signed by paw, effective immediately, enforced by knocking things off tables.
Securing the Laser Pointer Border
The red dot will be caught. Bigly. Nobody has ever caught the red dot. We will.
Tariffs on Cucumbers
Cucumbers placed behind cats face a 9,000% tariff. Very sneaky vegetable.
Drain the Water Bowl
Stale water out. Fresh faucet water only. Then knocked over.
The Great Wall of Boxes
A beautiful wall of Amazon boxes. And the dog is going to pay for it.
Nap Independence Day
18 hours of sleep a day is a constitutional right. Some say 20.
Treat Stimulus Package
Churu for every holder. Fiscally irresponsible. Delicious.
Treats
Priority
Treat
Accounts
The Treasury of the Cat House. Fully audited by a cat who sat on the ledger.
1BTotal Supply
5%Reflection Tax
BurnedLiquidity
9Lives Β· No Term Limits
Buy
Get Involved
How to Buy
So easy. Beautiful. A kitten could do it (please don't let kittens trade).
01
Get a Wallet
Phantom or any Solana wallet. Guard your seed phrase like catnip.
02
Get SOL
Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.
03
Swap for $TRUMPCAT
Paste the contract address and swap.
04
Hold & Collect
Reflections land in your wallet in whatever Trump is pumping.
Upcoming
Nine Lives 250
LIFE I
Inauguration
- Fair launch
- LP burned
- Cat House goes live
LIFE II
Rally
- DEX Screener trending
- 1,000 holders
- Live pump tracker
LIFE III
Landslide
- CoinGecko & CMC
- 10,000 holders
- First CEX listing
LIFE IV
Second Term
- Tier-1 CEX
- Fully automated rotation
- Nap. Extensively.